We Are So Fat
It's not a "before" picture. My love for beer, barbecue and burritos means there won't be an improved "after" photo. This is what I am. I'd be a hypocrite, however, if I commented on Kansas City's ungainly girth without exposing my plus-sized status. While in Waterloo Station last month I was so shocked to see a big man that I snapped his photo through a train window. It's an uncommon sight even though much of the British population frequents pubs nightly. Here in America, I can just look in a mirror or step outside to see fat folks.
7 Comments:
At 11:16 AM, kcmeesha said…
Just eat half of a burrito and drink half a beer, you can do it.
At 11:26 AM, Spyder said…
boxers!
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous said…
Drink HALF a beer?.....you gotta be kiddn' me..
At 1:18 PM, Happy In Bag said…
Yeah, that's crazy talk, Meesha.
Boxers are slimming...
At 5:41 PM, kcmeesha said…
if half a beer is a blasphemy, you other choice is this.
At 11:00 PM, the unthinking lemming said…
You should see my six-pack abs.
At 10:21 AM, Anonymous said…
If you're not eating the other half of that burrito...?
When I travelled back from KC to Ireland I was instantly so much fatter because of the average here being so much smaller. But it's hard to tell people that without causing offence - even though I'm clearly well oveweight.
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