Sponge

I try to keep my head down in public. Once in a while I even succeed in not butting in to other people's business. At gas stations, however, I just can't control myself. Even though my vehicle is covered in rust and duct tape, I always wash my windows. When I see able-bodied passengers sitting in a car as an exhausted driver pumps gas, I'm compelled to call out the sluggards. That rarely goes well.