Happy In Bag

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

There's a New Cage In Town













Underneath the crumbling slab of concrete is a chipmunk megalopolis. My modest backyard patio and much of my house is in danger of caving in as a result of the pest’s underground construction projects. My new chipmunk-sized trap is bagging less than a rodent a day, but I’m confident that by mid-summer I’ll have reduced their number to under a thousand.

2 Comments:

  • At 11:25 AM, Blogger emawkc said…

    Got any good chipmunk recipes?

     
  • At 11:39 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Emaw, I've considered frying my obese captives in a skillet. Everything's good with horseradish, onions and cheese. I release the little ones in front of your house.

     

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