Happy In Bag

Friday, May 05, 2006

These Ain't Bee's Knees

Hot or not? Yes, I’m attached to these sexy knees. If you can contain your revulsion for a moment, you’ll notice that my right knee is grotesquely bloated. I sustained this sports injury in a basketball dunking exhibition last week. That’s right, I was dunking... on an eight-foot rim. Now I’m limping like Barry Bonds and putting off the inevitable knee drain.


  • At 1:15 PM, Anonymous panos said…


  • At 2:29 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Vicodin would help. Anybody?

  • At 6:45 PM, Blogger Xavier Onassis said…

    "grotesquely bloated"??

    Some mild swelling, maybe. I stress "maybe".

    I have a stash of Vicodin leftover from my crushed vertabrae which I keep on hand in case I can't get out of bed.

    Based on those pictures, the most I can offer is some Children's Bayer Aspirin.

  • At 10:42 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Dang, Xavier, if you're not going to supply me with your drugs, at least you can be sympathetic. ...So, when do you think youcan you get that Bayer's stash to me?

  • At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Dude, I just wanna know where this rim is.

  • At 11:47 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Rocky- Every seventh driveway in P.V. features an eight-foot rim. The really fancy goals can be easily adjusted from six to twelve feet. It's so much fun exploiting a four-inch vertical leap that you can hurt yourself before you know it.

  • At 11:41 AM, Blogger Xavier Onassis said…

    Sorry Happy. Guess I'm just an uncaring, unfeeling bastard that way.

    That's what both my ex's used to say. At least I think that's what they said. Never really fucking listened to either one of them. Made my brain itch when they talked.


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