These Ain't Bee's Knees
Hot or not? Yes, I’m attached to these sexy knees. If you can contain your revulsion for a moment, you’ll notice that my right knee is grotesquely bloated. I sustained this sports injury in a basketball dunking exhibition last week. That’s right, I was dunking... on an eight-foot rim. Now I’m limping like Barry Bonds and putting off the inevitable knee drain.
posted by Happy In Bag @ 8:18 AM
6 Comments:
At 1:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
ouchypants!
At 2:29 PM,
Happy In Bag said…
Vicodin would help. Anybody?
At 6:45 PM,
Xavier Onassis said…
"grotesquely bloated"??
Some mild swelling, maybe. I stress "maybe".
I have a stash of Vicodin leftover from my crushed vertabrae which I keep on hand in case I can't get out of bed.
Based on those pictures, the most I can offer is some Children's Bayer Aspirin.
At 10:42 PM,
Happy In Bag said…
Dang, Xavier, if you're not going to supply me with your drugs, at least you can be sympathetic. ...So, when do you think youcan you get that Bayer's stash to me?
At 9:37 AM,
Anonymous said…
Dude, I just wanna know where this rim is.
At 11:47 AM,
Happy In Bag said…
Rocky- Every seventh driveway in P.V. features an eight-foot rim. The really fancy goals can be easily adjusted from six to twelve feet. It's so much fun exploiting a four-inch vertical leap that you can hurt yourself before you know it.
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