These Ain't Bee's Knees
Hot or not? Yes, I’m attached to these sexy knees. If you can contain your revulsion for a moment, you’ll notice that my right knee is grotesquely bloated. I sustained this sports injury in a basketball dunking exhibition last week. That’s right, I was dunking... on an eight-foot rim. Now I’m limping like Barry Bonds and putting off the inevitable knee drain.