I'm Stalkerific!

You can have Scarlett Johansson, Kate Moss and Kate Hudson. My celebrity crush list is limited to Beyonce, Maria Bartiromo and Erin Andrews. I was thrilled three days ago when I received a text from an associate informing me that not only was my favorite sports reporter live on ESPN, she was standing ninety feet from my seat at Wrigley Field. After the game I joined a scrum of pathetic losers ardent admirers hoping to get a closer glimpse of the star. I failed to have my picture taken with her; I was just one false move from getting tased by the security guy in the background. For her part, Andrews was very nice to her scary stalkers fans.