Ice Ice Baby

Downtown was hopping Saturday night. I had to park five blocks away from my destination. Navigating the icy sidewalks and battling the bitter cold wasn't a big deal. I'm just a kid. Don't laugh- I was at least a decade younger than the median age of the audience. As I looked into the anguished faces of the aged I could see that the evening's inclement conditions had taken a heavy toll. Let's relocate Kansas City to Arizona.