I hereby fulfill every blogger's secret fantasy of thoroughly humiliating oneself in public. With the streets and sidewalks still slushy and my daily treadmill routine becoming increasingly unpalatable, I did the unthinkable yesterday. I became a mall walker. What's more- I liked it. Doing laps around the largely vacant Metcalf South mall was a disorienting, almost psychedelic experience. Aside from the remaining anchors of Macy's and Sears, only two charities and a handful of knickknack shops were open. This recent video captures some of the site's haunting sadness.