For a Good Time

I have an unexpected confession to make.  I've never- not even once- written on a bathroom wall.  While I always read the notes left by vandals, salesmen and pimps, I've never had the impulse to contribute to the graffiti.  Some people might suggest that it's related to my compulsive hand washing.  I think it's because I grew up knowing that someone was going to have to pick things up- and it was probably going to be me.