Happy In Bag

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Smack the DeJesus

Where was this talent hiding when I was ten years old? I stepped into a batting cage for the first time in twenty years a couple days ago. I smacked the DeJesus out of every pitch. My hands still sting so good. It's hard to find the humor in the little jokes life plays on us.


  • At 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mr. Bag, David Glass here...

    Got any plans for the rest of the summer and into the early fall? We could use some help in the lineup.

    Call me.

  • At 9:09 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Mr. Glass-

    No thanks. I have my pride. Besides, it looks like manager Buddy Bell is about to lose it. And he's not the type to sneak off in the night Pena-style. You might look into hiring extra security.


  • At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Um... uh... life is cruel.

  • At 12:28 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    But it's just not fair! Ha ha.

  • At 4:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Tell me about it.


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