Happy In Bag

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Clothing Optional

I apologize to the beachgoers of San Diego for damaging the aesthetic ideal with my presence last week. My flabby, pale body clashed with the sea of perfect flesh. Even so, my physical imperfections didn't prevent me from spending hour after hour riding waves with seals and dolphins. It's back to shirts and shoes.


  • At 9:56 AM, Blogger kcmeesha said…

    I always thought that the dolphins who are forced to participate in the "swim with dolphins" attractions would have committed suicide if they had hands. That doesn't apply to dolphins who do it voluntarily as the ones you described here.

  • At 10:14 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    I've never done the "swim with dolphins" thing, but only because it's so expensive.

    Wild dolphins and seals in the Pacific probably aren't thrilled when they bump into humans either.

  • At 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ...everytime i went to black's beach, i ended up forgetting all about myself and had the best naps.


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