War On Christmas...Trees

I made the annual trek to the local Christmas tree graveyard on New Year’s Day. Even after weeks of torture- dry homes, bright lights, bent branches and the indignity of an angel over their crown- the natural trees are still more attractive than the trees sprayed with green dye. I once tried the living tree route. After being transplanted, the plant died immediately. It’s too bad that the concept doesn’t work- I’d have a orchard of evergreens in my yard.