Happy In Bag

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Vandals Took the Handles














What would compel a vandal to crudely deface this Brookside street sign?

Maybe it’s just the work of a juvenile stoner out for a laugh.

But it could be a cry for help from a neighborhood kid. His divorced parents ship him off to boarding school and otherwise ignore him unless it’s time for the bi-annual family portrait. Back home for the summer, he roams Brookside every night with a can of spray paint and a bottle pilfered from his dad’s liquor cabinet.

Or maybe the vandal is just a moron.

3 Comments:

  • At 9:34 AM, Blogger jdoublep said…

    is that a bong up his ass too?

     
  • At 9:43 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Hookah pipe? Short-range missile launcher? Modern art can be so confusing...

     
  • At 12:58 PM, Blogger jdoublep said…

    leave it to vandals to comment on the state of contemporary pot-smoking.

     

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