Sweet Land of Liberty
One side of an imagined encounter on State Avenue in Kansas City, Kansas:
"How ya doin’ this morning? How much can you gimme for this wedding ring? $50.00? You’re cheating me! Where’s Little Joe? He wouldn’t do me like that. That’s better."
"Nah, I don’t need to put it on lay-away."
"Yeah, so I’m gonna want one of those guns. Whatever's cheapest. Can you throw in some ammo for me? That’ll work."
"And how about a pint of Jim Beam?"
"Nah, I don’t need a receipt."
posted by Happy In Bag @ 5:41 PM
1 Comments:
At 9:34 AM,
Don't Need Anything said…
as someone who lives just a few blocks from indian springs "mall" i must say that i think i have heard all those phrases used in the last week.
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