The One That Got Away

I've harbored a fascination for discovering exactly what lies under the surface of lakes, rivers and oceans for as long as I can remember. So I'm inordinately disappointed that I missed the day a small pond in my neighborhood was drained. I might have been able to grab my fill of desperate catfish and carp. And the ultimate question would have been answered- exactly how big is the biggest fish? These foolhardy ducks aren't saying.