Excuse Me, Sir

"Excuse me, sir," the young man said apprehensively as he tapped my shoulder. I smiled at the fresh-faced kid and his friends as we stood outside the Sprint Center. I immediately sensed that they were from Iowa or central Kansas and had come to Kansas City for the Lil Wayne concert. "Can you tell me what time the bars close?" So, it's come to that. Not only am I a "Sir," I also look like I'd know the answer to that kind of derelict question. "Three o'clock," I responded.