The Guide Book Says It's a Must See

Taos. Branson. Breckinridge. I've spent miserable days in each of these tourist traps. Although it's hundreds of years older, Bruges is the same type of place. Sure, it's gorgeous, but Bruges is just not my scene. It's not like I didn't try. I boated in the canals, visited the nunnery and laid my hands on the Relic of the Precious Blood. I even climbed all 366 steps of the town's famous belfry. Here's an embarrassing home movie shot shortly before I made the ascent.