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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Just Dandy

Dandelions are worthy adversaries. They grow like, uh, weeds, crowd out weaker plants with their predatory tentacles, and reproduce faster than the rabbits here at Watership Down II. I fail my "White Middle Class Suburban Man" brethren by refusing to baptize my lawn with regular chemical baths. Instead, I attempt to manually yank the dandelions up by hand a couple times a week. And I'm losing.


  • At 10:52 AM, Blogger FletcherDodge said…

    I have resorted to chemical weapons in the War on Dandelions. I go on a weed offensive a couple of times a week, using a chemical cocktail comprised of MCPA, dimethylamine, Triclopyr, Triethylamine Dicamba, and dimethylamine.

    Incidentally, these ingredients can also be used to make one hell of a mojito.

  • At 12:50 PM, Blogger WLIB said…

    My compromise is to Weed-n-Feed spring and fall, then attack the holdouts an inch below ground with a pocketknife in between times. This leaves me with just enough weeds to retain my sense of virtue, if not any actual virtue.


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