Happy In Bag

Friday, November 23, 2007


It's with great sadness that I announce that my football career has ended. The dehabilitating injury sustained to my left knee while playing backyard football Thanksgiving afternoon leaves me no choice but to permanently hang up the pads. While my future remains uncertain, it will almost certainly entail the pursuit of Oxycodone. I've discovered that the magicial substance cam make even severe pain seem irrelevent.


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