Dodge That Kick

For one glorious moment I thought my dream had come true. I'd heard about the Sunday night kickball games at the Beaumont Club's outdoor space. But when I got my first glimpse of the action last night, I was momentarily overjoyed. I immediately identified the line of people against a fence as dodgeball players. Alas, they were merely waiting in line for their turn to bat in a relatively tame game of kickball. My opportunity to injure hipsters (and be injured by them) in the greatest of all playground games remains a dream deferred.