Kansas City Skinny

It's not a popular position, but I kind of like the extreme summer heat. My so-called sports injuries hurt a lot less when the temperature is over 99 degrees (this bank's LED contains only two digits). As a bonus, some of my excess padding melts away. I've coined a new phrase to match my slightly trimmer physique. "Kansas City skinny" means that a person is merely 10-20 pounds overweight. Relative to much of the area's populace, that means they're quite fit. It works like this: "I'd be considered fat in Los Angeles, but here at home I'm Kansas City skinny."