Fat

When I arrive at an airport to catch a flight back home to Kansas City, there’s no need to check a monitor to see what gate I need. I simply walk through the airport and find the gate with the largest congregation of fat people.

I’ve been telling that joke since I was skinny, but I'm rapidly transforming into one of the chubby ones. Because I’ve been so rundown lately, and as my home is filled with junk food, I’m seriously considering letting myself go.