How Do I Look?

Here I am with my new murse. How do I look? When I saw this Louis Vuitton ad in Sunday's New York Times, I realized that the fashion industry had sprung into action after hearing about my handbag search last week. If a rube like me began using a purse, the commercial viability of the product would evaporate. So they ran this ad, knowing that it would scare me off the idea. Perhaps, as regular reader Panos suggested, I'll just go with cargo pants.