Throw Some D's

I look for only one thing in a vehicle- it should start when I turn the key. A radio is a plus. Air conditioning and heat are optional luxuries. With that mindset, it should be obvious that I've never understood the whole car accessory thing. The increasing popularity of spinners and other expensive hubcap alternatives completely baffles me. I admire them the same way I appreciate a peacock's gaudy display. It's impressive, but I know that behind the flash is just another delusional fowl with a walnut-sized brain.