Happy In Bag

Monday, June 18, 2007


There's an old adage that warns against angering your barber during a haircut. I must have done exactly that during a recent trim. My problematic hair is defiantly kinky and oddly colored. I need a lot of it to mask my enormous melon of a skull. I'm not sure what I did to upset my longtime stylist, but I walked into the shop with an intentionally sloppy look and I left resembling a calculating psychopath. Ever since this disastrous encounter with scissors, policmen perk up and mothers grab children when I walk down the street.


  • At 4:53 PM, Blogger Ruralgurl said…

    Don't wanna hear it, HIB. Some chicy with a retro complex turned my mop into a freakin' Gidget-do..... No tip for you, over-priced, evil wack-jobber!


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