Brush Off
Because my current tube is almost empty, I'm in the market for toothpaste. And my search has been futile. I don't want a product that promises to whiten my teeth, walk my dog or increase my energy. Incredibly, a basic version of a seemingly rudimentary consumer staple doesn't seem to exist.
posted by Happy In Bag @ 8:02 AM
5 Comments:
At 10:42 AM,
Chimpotle said…
I started using Crest Pro-Health about a year ago. My dentist has never been so pumped about my teeth when I go in for cleanings. Stay clear of the cinnamon though.
At 6:42 PM,
Xavier Onassis said…
I seem to remember that a while back you were in the market for a cell phone that was sans frills as well.
You're a neo-Luddite, aintcha?
Knowing your proclivity for all things melodic, I'm betting that you still have a sizable stash of vinyl, a Gerard Turntable with a Pickering Cartridge, Bogen Amplifier, Jensen Speakers, Revox Tape Recorder and a Stromberg-Carlson Am Fm tuner.
Dontcha?
And I'll bet dollars to donuts that you put needle to groove within the past 48 hours.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
At 7:20 PM,
the unthinking lemming said…
There is always baking soda.
At 12:57 PM,
Happy In Bag said…
Thanks for the tips, C and UL.
While the geek you describe lives within me, XO, I've repressed him. There's a back story that I can't share online...
At 4:10 AM,
Anonymous said…
You could simply let your teeth rot as a protest against all them newfangled toothpaste contraptions.
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