Happy In Bag

Friday, November 02, 2007

Brush Off












Because my current tube is almost empty, I'm in the market for toothpaste. And my search has been futile. I don't want a product that promises to whiten my teeth, walk my dog or increase my energy. Incredibly, a basic version of a seemingly rudimentary consumer staple doesn't seem to exist.

5 Comments:

  • At 10:42 AM, Blogger Chimpo said…

    I started using Crest Pro-Health about a year ago. My dentist has never been so pumped about my teeth when I go in for cleanings. Stay clear of the cinnamon though.

     
  • At 6:42 PM, Blogger Xavier Onassis said…

    I seem to remember that a while back you were in the market for a cell phone that was sans frills as well.

    You're a neo-Luddite, aintcha?

    Knowing your proclivity for all things melodic, I'm betting that you still have a sizable stash of vinyl, a Gerard Turntable with a Pickering Cartridge, Bogen Amplifier, Jensen Speakers, Revox Tape Recorder and a Stromberg-Carlson Am Fm tuner.

    Dontcha?

    And I'll bet dollars to donuts that you put needle to groove within the past 48 hours.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that!

     
  • At 7:20 PM, Blogger the unthinking lemming said…

    There is always baking soda.

     
  • At 12:57 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    Thanks for the tips, C and UL.

    While the geek you describe lives within me, XO, I've repressed him. There's a back story that I can't share online...

     
  • At 4:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You could simply let your teeth rot as a protest against all them newfangled toothpaste contraptions.

     

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