In Any Other Language

I was dispatched to a large gift shop in a ritzy Johnson County neighborhood to purchase a Spanish language seasonal greeting card. With several aisles and thousands of options available, my only concern was finding the appropriate section. I discovered an area dedicated to cards "From the Kitty" and "For Fido." (You people are freaks.) Ah- here it is. Italian cards. German cards. French cards. Wait- where are the Spanish cards? There's not even a slot for one. Yeah...