I'm On a Boat!
Wouldn't you like to be on a boat right now? I know I would. It's not easy to accomplish in my landlocked corner of the planet. I recently had the privilege of watching this guy struggle to transport his preposterous craft from a truck to a small pond. It took every ounce of self-restraint to refrain from heckling. (All hands on deck!) But once he navigated away from my mocking presence I became green with envy.