I Stink On Ice
I had a nice childhood in suburban Chicago. Even so, things were very different in that seen-but-not-heard era. Most neighborhood kids weren't welcome in their homes until dinner was served. That mandate was great in the summer. The winter months, however, were brutal. I never got the hang of skating. And I didn't care for hockey. I'm obviously nonplussed posing with Blackhawks legend Bobby Hull. It's no wonder that I'm completely disinterested in the Winter Olympics.