Happy In Bag

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Put Your Elbows On the Table












Why, oh why, did I consent to my first physical in seven years? The experience was degrading, humiliating, painful and scary. Panicked doctors and nurses are insisting on a battery of tests that will take weeks to complete and will set off sirens at my (self-financed) health insurer. None of us are going to make it out of here alive anyway.

7 Comments:

  • At 1:46 PM, Blogger GunDiva said…

    Hey, that's a nice exam table!

    Sadly, that was my first thought when I looked at your picture. Bummer.

    Hope all the poking and prodding turns out alright.

     
  • At 4:41 PM, Blogger bgo said…

    Just watch out for the cattle gun they use for the prostrate thingy a al No Country For Old Men. Paging Dr. Chigurh.

     
  • At 8:41 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    That's creepy, GD!

    I already feel violated, BGO.

     
  • At 10:47 PM, Blogger GunDiva said…

    Sorry, worked in medicine too long, including for a urologist. I get excited about little things - exam tables being one of them. :)

     
  • At 10:56 AM, Anonymous Rick in PV said…

    Mick whined it best: What a drag it is getting old, eh?

     
  • At 2:18 PM, Blogger the unthinking lemming said…

    Of course, Mick was 23 at the time.

     
  • At 4:06 AM, Blogger wsxwhx699 said…

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