When Goslings Attack

Small ponds are an attractive amenity at many area office parks. I was thwarted from enjoying one of these green spaces yesterday. A flock of geese- necks lowered and mouths hissing- set upon me. Their aggressive pecking didn't cease until I retreated to a car. Next time I'll be forced to pop the trunk.
5 Comments:
At 7:01 AM,
kcmeesha said…
you should've shown them who stands higher on the evolutionary ladder
At 7:46 AM,
Happy In Bag said…
I was outnumbered twelve to one. Besides, people were watching. Can you imagine the consequences of wringing the neck of one of these pests?
At 3:59 PM,
mike t. said…
did they disagree with one of your reviews?
At 10:59 AM,
Nick said…
put one of those snake you stumble across in a bag and take it with you next time. when the geese attack, fling it at them.
At 2:37 PM,
Ruralgurl said…
Less goose poop to walk thru with a hasty retreat.
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