Peduncle

I like to think of myself as different from most men. You know- sensitive and stuff. It's not entirely true. Just like most oafs, I only buy flowers under duress. While the very concept irritates me, I don't go about it the normal way. I scoff at the price tags as I enter a floral shop and tell the clerk how much I'm actually willing to spend. The staff usually accommodates me with an armful of flowers.