Parallel Parking

Have you ever seen that jerk hiking into the Truman Sports Complex? That's me. I am constitutionally incapable of paying for parking. I'd rather walk three miles than pay $27 for the privilege of parking at an Arrowhead Stadium event. I also park outside of Swope Park when I attend concerts at Starlight Theater. One of these days something bad is going to go down. Until then, I'll have a few extra dollars in my pocket.