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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Performance Anxiety












I sympathize with ladies who refuse to wait in agonizingly long lines to use the facilities at concerts and sporting events. The idea of impatient women in men's bathrooms doesn't offend me. The reality was a bit more challenging at Kansas Speedway last Saturday night. The only man in a men's bathroom, I became completely unnerved when several uninhibited women sized me up as I attempted to go about my business.

3 Comments:

  • At 2:40 PM, Blogger emawkc said…

    I hope you didn't piss them off.

     
  • At 6:39 PM, Blogger Lee said…

    These bargain hunters know no boundaries.

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Blogger bgo said…

    That's better than parcopresis.

     

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