You'r Wrong About Johnson County!!!
Most weekdays I buy lunch at a grocery store across the street from my new office in central Johnson County. The "golden ghetto" appellation that's amusingly applied to the sprawling southwestern suburbs of Kansas City is all too accurate. There are plenty of places in Johnson County where it's possible to get run down by a fur-clad woman driving a $50,000 Mercedes. The parking lot of my grocery store isn't one of them. Vision cards and lines of anxious people at bill-paying services are the norm. I'd like to mock the punctuation-challenged staff, but the grim setting makes it difficult to laugh.