Happy In Bag

Tuesday, May 24, 2011


Hungry and hurried, I ate a convenience store sandwich late Sunday night. My digestive system did not take kindly to that decision. Compounding my consternation was the requirement to regularly run to the men's room down the hall at my new day job. Until now, all of my gigs had offered private facilities. The need to conduct urgent and unpleasant business in the company of strangers has required the mastery of a new life skill.


  • At 10:33 AM, Anonymous Nick said…

    Have always believed in at least 1 year mandatory military service (Your choice, with "military" extending to the Air Force, which is really just extended Scout camp...) for all US high school graduates; the curbing of people's weird range of reactions to normal body functions is but one of the minor justifications.

  • At 11:03 AM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    It would have done me a world of good. I was a complete knucklehead at 18.


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