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I prefer to call them "quirks." Most people call them my "problems" or "issues." One such item is my complete unwillingness to wait to be seated at a restaurant. I just won't do it. So it always amazes me when I spot people happily cooling their heels at an eating establishment. And I see it all the time. Here are people chilling outside a Red Lobster on a recent evening. They seem relaxed and comfortable. I can't begin to comprehend their serenity. Do you suppose they'd give me lessons?