Happy In Bag

Thursday, December 04, 2008

I Kneed Help











I discovered the wondrous warming qualities of scarves late in life. I had no idea what I'd been missing. Now that my neck and mouth are shielded from Old Man Winter, another part of my anatomy demands attention. My knees ache when exposed to frigid temperatures. Is there any respectable way for a man to keep his creaky joints warm during brisk winter walks?

4 Comments:

  • At 4:31 PM, Blogger the unthinking lemming said…

    Have you tried a Union suit? Who is gonna see the tights? Try a neoprene sleeve.

     
  • At 9:59 PM, Anonymous Doc said…

    damn, man!

    if you were using the scarves right your knees would be toasty.

    ...'course.

    then you would have to get a dickie for your neck.

    seems a high price, all said and done.

     
  • At 12:27 PM, Blogger Faith said…

    Thermal underwear. They sell it at Target. It's not just for under snowsuits, you know...

     
  • At 12:56 PM, Blogger Happy In Bag said…

    It was with great trepidation that I Googled "Union suit," UL. I know how freaky you are.

    You're right, Doc. And is any article of clothing funnier than a dickie? Well, maybe Union suits.

    Since posting, Faith, I auditioned a set of satin long underwear. I felt so... pretty.

     

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