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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Grease Is the New Alcohol

Everybody knows that talking on the telephone while behind the wheel is the new drunk driving. I’m incapable of doing both simultaneously and try not to touch my phone inside a car. But I’m guilty of an even more noxious offense. That’s right- I snarf fast food as I navigate the roads of the metropolis. My grease-stained shirts testify to my careless ways.


  • At 9:38 PM, Blogger Ruralgurl said…

    Remember when we were all much younger and more coordinated? We would be snacking, smoking, swigging, flipping over the tape, manually rolling up the window (and personally, puting on mascara) all while driving a stick in stop & go city traffic. We must have been ocopi.

  • At 10:08 AM, Blogger Dan said…

    my high point was eating a slab of ribs from Gates on my way to Lawrence once, while driving. What can I say - it was a proud achievement!


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