Mauled

Southern Lebanon? The Gulf Coast? Try Mission, Kansas.

This is what the remnants of Mission Mall at Shawnee Mission Parkway and Roe looked like a couple days ago.

The little boy in me desperately wants to jump the fence and play in the wreckage. Forget the planned redevelopment- the city could just charge admission to immature males like me so we can play our infantile games on the site.

Last week I unintentionally copied a subject Emaw covered at Three O'Clock In the Morning a couple weeks earlier. Today, I’m deliberately stealing his material. Sorry, brother- if you don’t like it, I challenge you to an old-fashioned rubble fight.