Lawn services, leaf blowers, and tarps are cheating. And I can’t even get my lawnmower started. These bags were filled the old fashioned way- with a rake and two hands. Am I jealous and bitter? Don’t you just know it.
LOL! I use my leaf blower to pile them all up in one spot. Then I switch attachments and suck them all into a mulcher that shoots the end product directly into the bags.
So basically I exhibit my control over nature by standing in my front yard for a couple of hours swinging an electro-mechanical phallus back and forth for all the world to see.
In Roeland Park they have a leaf sucker that comes along and sucks them up if you rake them into the street:) I still hate the leaves but I console myself with the fact I don't have to bag.
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At 7:20 PM, Anonymous said…
Screw that!
LOL! I use my leaf blower to pile them all up in one spot. Then I switch attachments and suck them all into a mulcher that shoots the end product directly into the bags.
So basically I exhibit my control over nature by standing in my front yard for a couple of hours swinging an electro-mechanical phallus back and forth for all the world to see.
At 11:00 PM, Anonymous said…
In Roeland Park they have a leaf sucker that comes along and sucks them up if you rake them into the street:) I still hate the leaves but I console myself with the fact I don't have to bag.
Sometimes I love Roeland Park.
At 11:21 PM, Anonymous said…
Jesus.
I should have spent more time in the library.
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