Contrary to popular opinion, Happy In Bag wasn't raised by a pack of dysfunctional wolves. One of the best aspects of the upbringing provided by my human mother was that I didn't taste candy or dessert until I entered grade school. I have no appetite for sweets to this day. Grease and salt are a different matter. That's why In-A-Tub is my penultimate guilty pleasure. Deep fried fatty foods infused with powdered cheese? Oh yeah.