Dashboard Confessional

It's a kinky habit. I feel compelled to study the contents of vehicles in parking lots. It's disappointing when I park next to a car that's free of debris. So stashes like this are goldmines. Why is that article taped to the dashboard? Mr. Pibb! Hmm- a devoted reader of the Pitch. What does the driver plan to do with that milk bottle tab? And is that a Ron Paul pamphlet?